CLEVELAND, OHIO (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump someway appeared unlikeable and obnoxious in his first 2020 debate efficiency, regardless of intensive pre-debate teaching from Chris Christie and Rudy Giuliani, marketing campaign staffers have confirmed.
After the controversy, staffers have been baffled that Trump may seem so off-putting and odious after being prepped by two of the nation’s most beloved and interesting public figures.
“Name it an aura, if you’ll, or a form of magic, however Chris and Rudy have that particular sauce that makes folks wish to hug them,” one aide mentioned. “All of us thought that, by placing Trump in the identical room with them, a few of their fairy mud would rub off on him.”
“It didn’t occur,” the aide mentioned. “Chalk it as much as the mysteries of politics.”
Within the wake of Trump’s abysmal efficiency, the marketing campaign is changing Christie and Giuliani as coaches for the second debate. “It’s extra necessary than ever to make Trump likable, and that’s why we’re bringing in Mitch McConnell and Devin Nunes,” the aide mentioned.
