WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Researchers on the College of Minnesota imagine that Republican members of Congress have obtained “extraordinarily excessive” ranges of herd mentality, a brand new research reveals.
In accordance with the research, the researchers discovered that, in acquiring herd mentality, the G.O.P. lawmakers have developed “near-total immunity” to damning books, information experiences, and audio tapes.
Herd mentality was noticed in congressional Republicans from each area of the nation, aside from one senator from Utah, Mitt Romney, who was deemed an outlier and subsequently statistically insignificant.
Davis Logsdon, the scientist who supervised the research, stated that Republicans have been exhibiting herd mentality to a level by no means earlier than noticed in people.
“Herd mentality at these ranges traditionally has appeared solely in different mammal species, like lemmings,” the researcher stated.
