WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—As Donald J. Trump refuses to decide to a peaceable switch of energy in January, former President Barack Obama urged that cancelling the White Home’s cable-TV account might induce the President to go away.
“It is a man who enjoys watching tv,” Obama advised reporters. “What if, on Inauguration Day, he picks up the distant and nothing comes on?”
“This looks as if probably the most peaceable technique to get him to go,” Obama mentioned.
Obama additionally mentioned that, to be able to keep away from a constitutional disaster, the White Home’s provide of Food plan Coke may be reduce off, however added, “I don’t suppose it’ll come to that.”
“As soon as it dawns on him that there’s no cable, his days will stretch out earlier than him in a vista of vacancy,” Obama mentioned. “No ‘Fox & Pals.’ No Tucker Carlson. And no Shark Week.”
“He’ll be on the subsequent helicopter out,” Obama predicted.
