WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an effort to assist a good friend who has fallen on onerous occasions, Mike Lindell, higher generally known as the My Pillow Man, has supplied to mortgage Donald J. Trump fifty {dollars} till payday.
Chatting with reporters outdoors the White Home, Lindell mentioned that he additionally gave Trump a king-size Basic My Pillow, a $69.98 worth.
“He doesn’t need to pay me a cent for it,” Lindell mentioned. “If he’s proud of the pillow, he can perhaps tweet about it to his followers, however the pillow is his to maintain.”
The bedding entrepreneur mentioned that he felt “actually good” about his choice to mortgage fifty {dollars} to Trump “now that he’s hit a tough patch.”
“I do know fifty {dollars} might not sound like lots to somebody who spent seventy thousand on his hair, however he appeared to essentially admire it,” Lindell mentioned. “Moreover, who else would mortgage him cash at this level?”
