FAYETTEVILLE, N.C. (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump dropped a significant trace about his upcoming Supreme Court docket decide by telling supporters that his nominee can be a girl, individual, digital camera, or TV.
“I’ll select a girl,” Trump roared at a rally in North Carolina, including, “individual, digital camera, TV.”
Based on White Home sources, Trump has already drawn up a brief record of potential nominees, together with Amy Coney Barrett, the Canon Certain Shot Z115, and the Samsung Q900TS QLED 8K UHD HDR Sensible TV.
The uproar engulfing Trump’s plan to appoint a Supreme Court docket Justice earlier than the election solely grew louder with the revelation that he was contemplating an inanimate object for the job.
Senator Mitch McConnell, nonetheless, disregarded the controversy. “If the President nominates a digital camera or a TV, we’ll ram it by way of,” he mentioned.
