WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a tax-avoidance approach that many throughout the accounting occupation have described as “distinctive,” Donald J. Trump plans to utilize the first Presidential debate to deduct Joe Biden as a dependent.
Although the selection to declare Biden—a seventy-seven-year-old political rival to whom he isn’t related—as a dependent has raised eyebrows, Trump talked about that he is “correctly inside” his rights to take motion.
“The reason Joe is doing correctly throughout the polls is because of people hate me,” Trump outlined. “That means he is fully relying on me. Did you see that phrase I used there? Dependent. I’m very smart.”
Trump talked about that, together with wiping out his tax obligations for the 12 months 2020, declaring Biden as his dependent might have completely different, additional fast, benefits.
“Sleepy Joe gained’t be able to talk about once more to me on the talk, because of, legally, he’ll most likely be my dependent,” Trump talked about, together with that this method has labored splendidly with others he has named as dependents, along with Mike Pence, William Barr, and Lindsey Graham.
