WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump’s promise to launch a long-delayed health-care plan hit a snag when his canine ate the one present copy of the plan, the President disclosed.
“I left the plan on my desk, and one way or the other the canine acquired up there and ate it,” he stated. “It’s a foul canine, fairly frankly.”
Trump’s rationalization met with raised eyebrows from the White Home press corps, none of whom had been beforehand conscious that the President had a canine.
Requested to explain the canine, Trump stated, “It has, you already know, paws, and fur, and that head that canines have. It’s a really primary canine that you’d see.”
Pressed to disclose the canine’s identify, Trump stated, “I didn’t identify it, as a result of I don’t identify canines except they do job. I’m not like Obama, who named each canine he acquired. I want Obama’s canine had eaten Obamacare. We wouldn’t be on this mess.”
The White Home press secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, later introduced that Trump’s canine can be taking an indefinite depart of absence.
