WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene reported that there had been numerous sightings of Jewish space lasers across the United States today.
Greene said that the “increased Jewish-space-laser activity” was a matter of deep concern, although she was not certain of the lasers’ purpose.
“You’ll have to ask the Rothschilds that,” she said. “But it can’t be anything good.”
Complaining that the use of the Hebraic lasers had gone unchecked, she blasted the Biden Administration for its inaction on what she called “the No. 1 threat to our national security.”
“I don’t expect Sleepy Joe to do anything about it,” she said. “I guess we’ll have to wait until August when Donald Trump’s President again.”
