“The hit French comedy about a celebrity talent agency is making a surprise return after its fourth season was scheduled to be its last.” —The Guardian, April 14th
Give Seasons 1 to 4 of “Call My Agent!” another watch, like Noémie giving Mathias another chance.
Eat stale croissants from Costco while fantasizing about being Chet Baker’s lover.
Put a bunch of striped shirts in your online shopping cart. Realize that you have just put twelve hundred and fifty-three euros’ worth of clothes in your cart and your budget is approximately ten per cent of that.
Find out how to add an accent over the “e” in Microsoft Word.
Adopt a French bulldog. Name it Pierre. Study French on Duolingo in an attempt to get a dog to be bilingual and respond to “Assis, Pierre!”
Formulate a plan to sneak into the César Awards and casually bump into Charlotte Gainsbourg.
Make yourself a café au lait (before a disgruntled client takes the coffeemaker).
Try to learn a Françoise Hardy song even though your French is assez mauvaise.
Cut your bangs, then grow them out again.
Try, unsuccessfully, to get into watching “Emily in Paris.”
