WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—An explosive video that emerged last night appears to show President Joe Biden plotting to use his power to improve living conditions in the United States.
In the video, in which Biden is flanked by Vice-President Kamala Harris and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, the President seemingly admits to having a radical scheme to use taxpayers’ money for the benefit of taxpayers.
After the video was unearthed, the response from Republicans to Biden’s controversial plot was swift and ferocious.
“Joe Biden works hard to project a ‘nice guy’ image, but this tape reveals the real Joe Biden,” said House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy. “A man who, all along, has been scheming to expand education and child care.”
Senator Rand Paul said that the video, if authentic, should prompt an immediate congressional investigation.
“Joe Biden promised the American people that, if elected, he would do nothing,” he said. “Joe Biden has broken that promise.”
