WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A proposal to broaden the scale of the Supreme Courtroom by including your complete Obama household is gaining traction amongst Democratic activists.
Harland Dorrinson, a Democratic insider who’s main the motion so as to add all 4 Obamas to the nation’s highest courtroom, cited a current ballot displaying that ninety-eight per cent of Democratic voters favor the proposal, with a doable polling error of two factors.
Acknowledging that the Obamas “have already got lots on their plates,” the activist asserted that serving on the Courtroom could possibly be labored into the household’s busy schedule.
“The Supreme Courtroom solely meets about 9 months out of the 12 months,” Dorrinson stated. “That will give the Obamas loads of time to do their Netflix and podcast stuff.”
Whereas the presence of Sasha and Malia Obama on the Supreme Courtroom is sure to stir controversy due to their youth, Dorrinson stated, “There’s a consensus amongst Democrats which you can by no means have too many Obamas.”
Dorrinson cautioned, nonetheless, that including your complete Obama household to the Supreme Courtroom is simply a “first step” within the Democrats’ final imaginative and prescient of judicial reform.
“The plan is to broaden the Supreme Courtroom to thirty Justices, so 4 Obamas simply get you partway there,” he stated.
