SEATTLE (The Borowitz Report)—As a way to ease the peaceable switch of energy this coming January, Amazon has provided its Prime supply service to ship Donald J. Trump out of the White Home inside twenty-four hours.
Talking from his company headquarters, the Amazon founder, Jeff Bezos, mentioned that he understood why Trump had misgivings about leaving the White Home. “Shifting is all the time arduous,” Bezos mentioned. “At Amazon, we need to make Donald Trump’s transfer as speedy as attainable.”
Bezos mentioned that, on Inauguration Day, an Amazon Prime supply truck will arrive on the White Home to organize Trump for transport, “freed from cost.”
After he has been packed, bar-coded, and scanned into the system, Bezos mentioned, Trump will probably be expedited to the vacation spot of his selection.
“Amazon Prime ensures that he will probably be at Mar-a-Lago inside twenty-four hours,” Bezos mentioned, including that it might take barely longer if the transport tackle is in Moscow.