National Nah, You’re Not Gonna Write That Much This Month Month
National But Everyone Else Is Doing a Thing So Maybe You Should, Too, Month
National Amnesia About What Happened Last Year When You Attempted to Write Sixteen Hundred Words Per Day Month
National But This Year Will Probably Be Different Because You Can Just Prop Up a Mannequin Dressed Like You for Zoom Thanksgiving and Still Get Your Word Count in Month
National You Made Your Word Count for Day One! Month
National Unfortunately, You Did Not Make Your Word Count for Day Two Month
National Set an Unrealistic Goal at the Beginning of the Month That You Will Fail to Meet by the Fifth Day of the Month Month
National Take Up Watching Birds Outside Your Window to Avoid Writing Month
National It’s Hard to Write When It’s Dark by 5 P.M. and Your Seasonal Depression Is Really Hitting Its Stride Month
National Listen to the National While Panicking About What That Bird You’ve Been Watching Will Do for the Winter Months Month
National Should You Continue to Feed the Bird or Is That Ruining Its Will to Migrate and Ability to Find Its Own Food? Month
National Well, Birds Did Evolve from Dinosaurs, so They Have Probably Survived Worse Month
National Write an Original Broadway Musical Month
National Build a Rocket Month
National Some Things May Actually Be Better if They Take More Than a Month to Produce Month
National How Was It Even Possible for That Person on Twitter to Write Four Thousand Words Today? Month
National Writer’s Envy Month
National Do You Even Want to Be a Novelist, or Are You Just Doing This to Avoid the Screenplay You Still Haven’t Finished? Month
National, Yes, That Bird Does Know You’re Only Cleaning Out Your Utensil Drawer to Avoid Writing Month
National Is a Pandemic Really a Great Time to Work on Your Navel-Gazey Novel? Month
National Who Decided That a Month with Two National Holidays That Doesn’t Even Have Thirty-one Days in It Would Be a Good Time to Try to Write an Entire Book? Month
National Turns Out Zoom Thanksgiving Is Still Kind of Draining Month
National Maybe You Can Somehow Catch Up and Write Forty-five Thousand Words in Three Days Month
National New Candidate for Actual Cruelest Month Month
National It’s O.K. That This Didn’t Work Out Because It Seems Like You Really Want to Be Writing a Book About Birds Month
